Wait, that’s not right – it should be Spammers Unite! Reading too much spam makes splelleing hard.
Actually, no more spam here thanks to Akismet. Oddly enough I get a fair amount at my work at &BigCo;, one of which is quite funny so I’ll share. (edited to prevent errant google hits)
“This is greeting from China-type Automation Corp!
We like to introduce our new developed product — XXYY Large-capacity Super Safe ty Suitcase… which is designed for schleping or transferring big amount of cash and valuables. …
The dimensions of XXYY Safe ty Suitcase is 18×13.6×7.2 inches, it big enough to put USD 1.5 million of cash in it. … most remarkable character of product is function of high voltage shock spread all over the surface! makes suitcase effective in protection and counter-attack. “
And on it goes. There – that’s how spammers can transport their millions, safe in the knowledge that while “electric pulse voltage is over 30KV”, it is “…very small, it doesn’t hurt one’s health.”