My punishing musical entitlements

You’ll never guess where I thought of these: yes, driving in my car with the CD player going.

Do you lock up your Police discs at night?

Do you ever want to listen to the diVinyls in the original format?

Do you get a rush from listening to them?

Does listening to too much Jimmy Buffett make you full?

Does AC/DC just plain make your head hurt thinking of the load on the circuits?

Does listening to Ice Cube just make you cold?

Is it hard to figure out exactly who’s signing on Various Artists?

If people were fighting over the latest Fray album, would you jump in?

Do you only listen to Dire Straits last?

The entitlement is free speech. A weak title, I realize, but it’s been a hard morning so far.

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